Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
a crippling panic which arises after taking a sh-t when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a sh-t stain in the toilet that can’t be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.
person 1: dude, i almost died at sherry’s house. i took a nasty sh-t which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn’t come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.
person 2: whoa, dude. that’s a cl-ssic case of post traumatic sh-t disorder (ptsd)
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