Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
the traumatic stress you feel between the moment you post something on the internet and the moment somebody likes it or responds
so i post this hilarious pic of me playing air guitar and within 37 minutes i get no response. no likes, no comments. nothing. so here i am staring blankly at my facebook wall with a severe case of post traumatic stress disorder as i wait for somebody to like my hilarious new update
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