postcarding
when someone uses text messaging or instant messaging to deliver a one-way communication. even if you respond immediately, there is little chance to expect a reply — the postcarder has already put their phone away or closed the instant message window.
oh boy, jennifer is postcarding again. i texted her back immediately and got “delivered”, but she hasn’t even “read” my response. she is just happy to have delivered her postcard.
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