Postcards


the dry hump of marketing strategies.
“and here i am reduced to postcards, the dry hump of marketing strategies.” – killface
one fineee b-tch. usually from the tropics or another vacation destination. could be the name for the girl you hooked up with on vacation, or just a girl you spot thats lookin’ hot and appears to be local.
“there’s a few postcards over at the bar i wouldn’t mind sendin’ home”
(tr. verb) take a girl on a date. treat her really nicely. buy her drinks, dessert, more drinks. wait for the right moment, then place a roofy in her drink. take her home. now rape her. go on vacation, send her a postcard from your destination. only write: “wish you were here! i raped you.”
awww duuuuuuude! i totally need to send some postcards this spring break!!

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