posterior funk
the malodorous bouquet emanating from the back p-ssage of an unkempt individual. often noted by novice health professionals.
novice: when i first examined him i felt oddly unwell. i would never have expected such a well presented gentleman to have posterior funk.
senior: i think you mean posterior flank!
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