Postscholastic Depression
the symptom that happens when you finish college and you don’t know what is happening in your life and whether you are getting a job or staying unemployed.
i am finishing my -ssociate degree in it computer support at ltc and i don’t know if i am going to find a job i think i am suffering from postscholastic depression.
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