pot musing
a thought of a contemplating nature that comes about while doing the do at the toilette. or smoking funny weed.
– vinnienine: “imagine how terrifying horses would be if they were carnivorous”
– beetus_wrangler: “this is one of those magnificent showerthoughts that stands out in a sea of puns, pop culture references, and pot musings. i am genuinely terrified.”
– bandalooper: “funny, this is the one that most struck me as a pot musing.”
– disintegrationist: “can’t believe this ain’t on urban dictionary yet. i mean, wasn’t.”
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