Pot noodle and a wank


refering to a lousy evening spent home alone with bad food, tv-repeats and probably masturbation.
i was out last night and today he tells me:”you look knackered mate”. and im thinking yeah, you look like you`ve had a pot noodle and a w-nk, mate.

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