Potato Balling


the placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. this is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or b-tt ugly. also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.
“look at that little skinny guy potato balling down the beach. his jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”

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