potato peeling
the use of a potato peeler on a guy’s d-ck. very rare in real life, but nevertheless the ultimate potential downside of receiving a handjob or bl-wj-b from a girl you just met. often used as a joke at one of your homies after he turns a girl down.
eg 1: chris is kinda paranoid. this girl was going down on him when she pulled something out of her pocket; he freaked and thought she was gonna try potato peeling, but it was actually just her cell
eg 2: why didn’t you hook up with that girl? afraid of potato peeling??
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