potatoes and gravy
an unusual and rare type of sh-t that consists of round,slimy t-rds about the size of new potatoes in a thick,diarrhea sauce. aka gruesome goulash
i really had to clench my b-tt cheeks to keep the gravy from oozing out from the potatoes and gravy in my colon.
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