poth
a creature characterized by its laziness and uncontrollable desire for carbs and high-fat, high-calorie foods. can often be found in homes watching tv and movies, listening to music, or finding other ways to keep occupied while not eating. poths engage in deep conversations with one another while excommunicating most of the outside world, believing themselves to be superior to mankind. poths almost never make sense except to other poths and/or poth-like creatures. the poth usually thinks faster than their ability to verbally communicate. poths are not endangered and are currently being observed & studied for more descriptive traits.
the word poth was derived from the words pig and sloth. it is also a shortened form of the word pothead.
you’re such a poth.
liz and i enjoy pothing around on sunday nights.
0. everything and nothing at once
1. of or relating to memetic connotation
nothing more, nothing less and nothingness
2. p.o.t.h. pretentiously observed things of humor
3. meme for sh-t happens
4. (x) chance of hilarity
5. penultimate pwnage
6. ubiquitous term that confuses
7. congregation of potheads
8. congregation of memetics, past, present, future tense
9. succ-mbing to par aphasia
10. neologism, and succ-mbing to neologism
11. circ-mstantial promiscuity or stigma
12. meme not without equal memetics
13. reciprocal yet trite
shakespeare poth:
a poth on both your houses!
punchline.
or? typo for both
murphy’s law anything poth automatically becomes more poth if it is stroked by an aging german leathersl-t.
in relation to murphy’s law, parallel dynamics of memetic
ie. maybe there’s a crashing meteor outside and it’s time to have angry gayness
see: the big lebowski
see: crustacious
poth -pig sloth posh goth pothead gothtard orgy-
the scene at the synthpop fest:
hundreds of sad, moody goths, dressed in black+dayglow, in a picnic/bbq setting, glumly eating potato salad.
a punk/goth. punk+goth=poth, see?
poth: i hate you -puts on punk music wearing goth clothes-.
poth walks away
dude: omfg!!! the poth was super duper mean!
poser gothic person. some one who thinks they’re goth but aren’t. also, they look and act like complete idiots.
gnome shroom: look at that poth over there.
brandonowen:-wearing all black (but is really blue cause he’s to stupid to realize it) and “goth” clothing (according to him.) listening to nsync- i am not! g-d, man! you are, like, so, like, mean, like…, yeah!
1.goth+punk
2.skateboard company..
rayne> yo, renzo, that guy is punk and goth..check out his shirt, it says poth
renzo> rayne..poth is a skateboard company..
random abuse of power by channel operators
see also pos pom pot pow pof
/kick
a wurd me & my friends made up!
a poth is a posh goth.. there’s alot around if you think about it!
shannon:- she’s such a poth!!
shanique:- oo right. whats that then?
shannon:- a posh goth
shanique:- she is aswell! theres loadz around!
shannon:- true!
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