Potsible
something that is so stupid, the only way you would ever believe it is actually possible is when you’re that f-cked up. like… like f-cking… f-cked up.
that f-cked up.
like, on a scale of one to sesame street how high would you have to be? you’d have to f-ck yellowbird. who you would call bluebird. because you’re that high.
and only when you’re that high, would your absolutely sh-tfaced mind believe you could do anything close to what you’re about to do.
oh, and then, you finally, realize, an hour later, its big-bird.
don’t worry. its potsible bro.
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