Potty Flop
the act of falling off the toilet (face first) while drunk.
dude where did you get that shiner?
man i was drunk as h-ll last night and p-ssed out on the john and and ended up busting a potty flop on my face!
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the action of incomplete sitting upon a toilet in the aftermath of a leg workout. often painful, this effect can last for 1-3 days. depending on the severity of the potty flop, the afflicted trainee may get as little as 20 degrees into a knee bend before giving up and bruising their b-ttocks on the toilet seat.
“those -ss-to-gr-ss squats gave me such bad potty flop! i didn’t get halfway down before falling!”
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