Poughkeepsie

pr-nounced puh kip see
also known as p.k for short.

a place where drugs are plenty and decent human beings are few.
i steped on a used syringe in poughkeepsie.

yo dog wanna go to p.k an smoke some crack
pr-nounce puh kip see. get it right!

a city in new york’s dutchess county. always debated whether it is upstate or downstate. the new york state department of tourism considers everything north of poughkeepsie to be upstate.

poughkeepsie is split into town of poughkeepsie and city of poughkeepsie. for no reason. city has low taxes, small houses. town has huge houses, high taxes. town includes arlington district (pleasant valley, lagrange, overlook, t-tusville etc.) and sp-ckenkill district (hagan, n-ssau, beachwood).

the town’s high taxes carry the weight of the entire town.

poughkeepsie is the home of v-ssar college. one of the top colleges in the nation.

poughkeepsie is near hyde park, wappingers, newburgh, beacon, highland, and other towns.

sp-ckenkill high school, a small school with about 500 students, is considered to be the best high school. this is only in grades, education. the lockers don’t even have locks.

many people are flocking from nyc to poughkeepsie. the population is steadily increasing.

has the best view of the hudson river.
ugh i’m from the city of poughkeepsie. i’m 17 and i have 3 kids.

i’m from the town of poughkeepsie and i graduated from high school when i was 14.
the place where v-ssar college students go to buy booze, laugh at marist students, and drive through to get to the train station.
v-ssar student: “man, poughkeepsie sucks. there are only two decent liquor stores.”
marist student: “nah, mayne, there be, like two ed hardy stores.”
#cr-phole #upstate new york #post-industrial city #v-ssar #marist
verb- meaning to pughkeepsie something or someone, usually a teletubby, such as po.

noun- a poughkeepsie is a display of terroristic gore usually afflicted upon teletubbies, such as tinkie winkie

adjective- to be poughkeepsie-ish, or to have the ability to harshly poughkeepsie.

proper noun- a town in new york known for murders involving bird men.
the man is poughkeepsying the green and oragne teletubby.

the three poughkeepsies had fun at the beach yesterday

the poughkeepsie bird person is attacking the bunny with a scooter

in the town poughkeepsie, a teletubby was attacked (again).
#poughkeepsie #teletubbies #po #tinkie #winkie #poughkeepsify #gore
v. to defocate in one’s pants.
origin: “s-x and the city” movie.
carrie bradshaw: charlotte poughkeepsied her pants!
#p–p #sh-t #poo #cr-p #shart
the end of metro north on the hudson line. often referred to as po-town, pk. home and originator of the poughkeepsie house rack for beer pong. city people like to act like they are hard n pk is some p-ssy sh-t. dont understand why ?? there so quick to rip it apart but they all been there n know about it.
pk remember it, if u cant say poughkeepsie, just say pk n everyone knows what ya talkin bout
#pk #po town #pough town #city of poughkeepie #dutchess county
the place where the n-gg-s be
“f-ck, i am getting mugged in poughkeepsie by a blood.”

“those n-gg-s ’bout to throw down in poughkeepsie.”
#dude #dudette #banana #cheese #spoon
n. (pa-kip-see) new jersey slang for a location inconveniently far away; from the city in upstate new york.
“that’s way d’h-ll out in poughkeepsie.”