pound it, lock it, shock it
a handshake performed by two friends, works better if one is a girl. it is started by pounding. one pound up, the other down, then switch. next, lock it by pounding together and twisting. after twisting, shock it by putting your fingers in shocker formation and wiggliing your fingers.
“man, that car is so fly! pound it, lock it, shock it!” (words followed by pounding it, locking it, and shocking it.)
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