pound the meat
to m-st-rb-t-. used for males because the ‘meat’ would be their p-n-s.
jon: oh man, can’t wait till i get home and pound the meat.
mike: you definitely need a girl!
to have hard s-x with a woman you have no feelings for or care about, she is just “meat” to you.
to “pound” means to pound her, to have hard s-x until you hear that lovely pounding sound that brings music to all of our ears!
jeff: i met up with laura last night
mike: hahaha, did you pound the meat?
jeff: of course! she couldn’t walk the next day, she loves it.
mike: ok but don’t be developing any feelings for her or the phrase “pound the meat” will loose all value!”
jeff: hahaha so true mike, so true.
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