Pound Town

n. a fictional destination that is visited every time rough s-x is had.
1. “what’d you and ________(unimportant girl’s name)do last night?”
“oh, we went to dinner and took a trip through pound town.”

2. “man i would love to take that girl to pound town”
the place where one takes a woman when he is looking for s-xual pleasure, as quickly as possible, with no thoughts of being tender, caring, gentle, etc…
“hey, you look rather well rested. i thought you took that girl home last night.”
“yeah, but i took her to poundtown, so my sleep was not compromised the least bit.”
the act of having s-x aggressively with female.
man my d-ck was sore this morning i took that b-tch to pound town last night.
the “place” one goes to engage in s-xual intercourse without any formalities such as kissing, foreplay or even careful removal of clothing.
“why does that guy look so mad?”
“because last night, bruce took his sister to pound-town.”
the act of s-xual intercourse often containing quick, powerful thrust from the male. taking someone to poundtown often results in extended periods of time where slapping and clapping noises can be heard.
“i really like this girl. i wanna take her to places shes never been and places shes never seen. tonight i take her to poundtown!”

girl 1: “let me guess, he was a minute man!”
girl 2: “minute man??? far from it! girl last night he took me to poundtown!”
f-cking a girl really hard.
i took that chick i picked up last night to poundtown.
powwnnnn-towwwnn!

-noun

1. a place, such as your apartment or bedroom, where you take girls to have wild, rough s-x with them.

2. every normal person’s heaven on earth.

details

a. never under any circ-mstances does the pilot (male) take it easy on a p-ssenger (lucky sl-t) who’s visiting “pound town.”

b. female’s who dare to visit “pound town” are doing so at their own risk.

c. in most cases, the p-ssengers are simply drunken sl-ts or swamp donkeys, looking to take one-night visit to “pound town.”

precautions

a. the majority of the travelers often face mild side effects such as a sore v-g-n-, sore b-tt, rug burn and or stomach ache.

b. females who visit pound town may require a wheel chair on their trip back home.

c. rare, but serious side effects include a broken back and paralysis.

additional information

a. according to a recent study, 97% of p-ssengers admitted to traveling to pound town only for the sole purpose of receiving an -rg-sm.

b. the other 3% of p-ssengers claim they do not remember their trip.
1. team “f-ck n’ such” took those drunk sl-ts to pound town last night! they were screaming and a creaming!

2. nasty nate gave that girl a first cl-ss ticket to pound town!

3. mike: dude, that chick want your d-ck so bad.

nate: okay bro, i’m about to take this b-tch to pound town!!

4. aaron: i ripped her clothes off and told her to fasten her seat belt. you’ve got yourself a one-way ticket to pound town!

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