Poundcake

p-ssy-as you eat it, and you pound on it. comes from the song “poundcake” by van halen.
dude, i just love my baby’s poundcake. it’s tight, man.
is a term thats used to talk about “one” or “a group” of s-xy females. usually at a party, club, bar ect………….
“d-mn son do you see all this poundcake around us”

two guys are walking down the street an see two hot girls on the other side of the street, they turn look at eachother and say “poundcake”
a beatdown, commonly used by the jock kirby olsen from the rockstar game, bully.
all quotes by kirby olsen:

“it’s pouncake time!”

“i got a new recipe for poundcake!”.

“someone’s hungry for poundcake!”.

“here comes your poundcake!”.

“please don’t, i hate pouncake!”.
a thick female wit extra pounds on her body
red: ay look over dere she thick

pooh bear: naw she ain’t thick she a few ponds over thick she a poundcake
a chubby slampiece
i’d call over nicole for a booty call, but im not into poundcake .
another word for a woman who would typically be referred to as a wh-r-. use of this word derives from the overkill of the word “wh-r-.”
background information: women love being referred to desserts. if you call a woman a pound cake to her face, she will think it is sweet while you are just calling her a wh-r-. see example.
use of wh-r-:
boy: {insert girl’s name}, you’re a wh-r-!
girl: (gasp!) i am not!!!! {slaps boy across face}

use of pound cake:
boy: {insert girl’s name}, you’re such a pound cake.
girl: awww, {insert boy’s name}, you’re so sweet {commence smile and hug followed by later actions}
a type of female that has a dark outer sh-ll but inside she is sweet and moist; maybe a chick that had a rough life but deep down inside she is just as soft and sweet as cake; life or a situation has pounded on her so much but she doesn’t want no drama she just wants to be devoured like cake; or the reference of a female’s cleft of venus.
shawty aint got beef drapes…she got that poundcake

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