poundtown’s law of reciprocity
a non-written but universally understood law stating that what a man does for a woman during coitus, she must do for him in return.
bro 1: dude, i hooked up with this sk-nkbag i met on tinder. i went down on her and she refused to fellatiate me back.
bro 2: did you explain to her poundtown’s law of reciprocity?
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