pount
a short fat person
her did you see jim?
isn’t he kinda pount?
3 more definitions
when one pouts but counts until one has things the way one want them to be.
in order to achieve the essence of pounting, one must first make the standard pouting face, then count to three outloud. the ee in three is the true pounting face. the point of pounting is to irritate the lives of all around you as much as possible.
maddie: seasons greetings nadia!
nadia: i want holiday greetings! >:(
maddie: what’s wrong with seasons gre–
nadia: oneee, twoo, threeeeeeeeeee(pount)
maddie: holiday greetings, nadia!
a sudden error or exploding event. often used to describe an -rg-sm. this term is used to text buddies when they successfully climax with their partner.
“she came over lastnight and i was like pount.”
“i’m gonna pount until i can’t pount anymore.”
it’s what happens when you get pounded and pwnd at the same time. usually leaving the pounter with that tingly aftertaste, similar to drinking a c-ke.
guy1: where’s jim… -looks up-
guy2: -drops down on his head with a boom headshot!-
guy1: d-mn, i got pount!
guy2: -giggles-
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