Pour your schlong into it
when you are not nice to the barista he will prepare your beverage and p-ss it behind his apr-n and quickly dip his schl-ng into it. because he is wearing an apr-n you can not see that his schl-ng was hanging out all the time. he will also give you decaff instead of regular.
pour your schl-ng into it, one dip at a time.
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