pouring into bed
to go to bed after drinking most of the evening. the pouring action is used rather than a climbing or crawling action, as the person falls into the bed in a fluid manner similar to a header or a swan dive. this is often done with street clothes on, as most people p-ss out upon entering one’s bedroom. it is also said that drunk people lack the coordination to change clothes.
pouring into bed is typically followed by a hangover the next morning.
person 1: “i had a good time at the party, but i think i had a few too many.”
person 2: “have fun pouring into bed.”
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