Pouya
a pouya is an awesome person. if you meet a pouya that is a douchebag then it’s probably a “pouyan”, and therefore not a real pouya. the name pouya is a male persian name but it’s widely used by different ethnicities in the surroundings of iran. a pouya is a chickmagnet because he’s so awesome and nice, he’s also awesome at the parties so make sure to invite him. he drives nice cars and wear nice clothes and accessories. a pouya can always be trusted and is one of the best people you can meet. girls be prepared!!
is that guy a hollywood star?
no its just pouya.
generally, the name given to a metros-xual male. pouya’s tend to drive nice cars, buy trendy clothes (shirts never fully b-ttoned) and wear too much cologne. pouya’s are not nearly as cool as they think they are. they will wear sungl-sses regardless of whether the sun is out or not. hair gel is always in the -rs-nal of any pouya. pouya’s can be found in abundance in the los angeles area, otherwise known as tehran-geles. if you see a pouya in a bar or club, please proceed with extreme caution unless you want to hear a very lame pick up attempt.
hey, get a load of that pouya over there.
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