Powder Room Muff
a variety of the power m-ff, the powder room m-ff is a woman’s bush that spans over the l-b– majora, taint, -n-s and bottom. it is an intermediate level bush that is less c-mbersome than the gorilla m-ff, yet still covers the erogenous zones thoroughly enough that one might feel as though they must trek through a forest in order to get to the ladybits which it shields. the powder room m-ff derives its name from the complication that it creates for maintaining socially acceptable cleanliness standards following trips to the powder room. those who choose to sport this m-ff should carry their own wet wipes at all times, else be warned that they are likely to walk around like an old dog with p-ss and sh-t matted to their crotches.
who p-ssed in your cornflakes?
boo boo, when she stuck her dirty powder room m-ff in my face this morning.
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