Powderifacus
a missing link between apes and humans. usually found at ski resorts with a snowboard attached to their leg.
although they are slightly more cultured than the snow- magnon, they have limited common sense, poor vocabulary and and even worse sense of balance, especially when conditions are icy.
during powder conditions, the powderificai (plural) are known to scr-pe all of the fresh snow off of the mountain, while giving their mating call that sounds like the words “plenty of snow for everyone.”
i was standing in the liftline at killington and this powderifacus took out the whole liftline like a bowling bowl taking out ten pins. later on i saw this same powderifacus dipping his dirty pinky in the salsa at the restaurant.
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