Power of Ovaries
a term used by women when they have an advantage over boys.craeted by gabrielle f. and danielle s.
gabby and danni walk in to a movie theater carrying a big black purse filled with discount candy from price busters.
ticket checker: hey can you leave that bag out here? it’s a little big and well, um… my boss thinks thats how people smuggle in candy and snacks.
gabby: so what your telling me is, just because i have a purse on means im sneaking in food?
ticket checker: well thats what my-
danni: she is on here friggin’ period! how dare you! do you know how terribe that is? no! you dont! because you have a p-n-s!
ticket checker: look im sorry!
gabby: the damage is done!-she fake cries and walks in to the lobby with danni behind her.-
danni: hey gabby are you hungry?
gabby: ya! are you?
danni: ya! hand me some of these bk burgers and the snkickers we got before coming in here.
-gabby reaches into her bag and pulls out the goods. the ticket checkers looks at them dumbfounded.-
ticket checker: hey! um…. well- you uh… no outside food!
gabby: their for my cramps! can you be anymore insensitive?!-she fake cries again, and takes of running to screening room 12, danni is right beside her.-
danni: works everytime!
gabby and danni both yell: power of ovaries!
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