Power-perv
for when time is of the essence and there simply isn’t time for full blown perving or you’re liable to get a slap if someone catches you being a creep. a power-perv is a brief period of intense perving over any chosen subject it can be used in many situations, most notably in the office or on the bus. a quick once over of your perv target should suffice. power pervs are best aimed at the b-ttocks or if you’re feeling particularly pervy, the chest (only do this if wearing sungl-sses or we could have a s-xual harr-ssment case on our hands!) note to self, longer than 5seconds and it’s just a standard perv.
“dude, power-perv at 12 o’clock”
“i just power-perved the red head at the bus stop”
“seriously man, stop power-perving my mum!”
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