power pooping
p–ping so fast it seems like you’re in a compet-tion.
takes about 1-2 minutes, wipe included.
me: brb! 7:00 pm
you: ok! 7:00 pm
me: man, what a great power p–p, i felt like i was in a power p–ping compet-tion 7:01 pm
you: dude, you just broke a world record!
me: yeah, i break it about 3 times a week
the act of emptying ones bowels while listening to thrashy, hardcore, brutal, or otherwise rockin’ music to enhance the experience.
ray – “my ipod’s charged, i’m ready to go to the bathroom!”
preston – “what do you need your ipod for?”
ray – “power p–ping, man. it’s what all the rock stars and ceos and sh-t do. you gotta try it!”
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