power rangers

good show till after around the third season. it’s about a group of people who fight evil people with mean looking faces!!
anyone notice how the first yellow ranger was asian and the black ranger was indeed an african american…

go go power rangers
pretty okay show teaching kids how to fight evil

basic formula of the show goes like this:
5 people sitting together at the ice cream parlor, then suddenly danger strikes!,go to their head quarters to find out what’s wrong, mighty morphin’ time!!!, find and fight the bad guys, henchmen are killed “the boss” barely survives, the power rangers find “the boss the second time”, they continue where they left off, when “the boss is barely able to fight anymore” he injects steroids into his system and becomes a giant, forcing our beloved power rangers to hop in thier equally large machine fighters, blah blah blah, bad guy is defeated, bad guy screams in pain, creator dude gets all p-ssed off, and everyone goes back to the ice cream parlor…
go go power rangers!!!
a name given to a person, usually a man who is the ultimate wing man. when a person usually male is trying to score with a girl but her friend is ugly the power ranger comes in. the power ranger will have s-x with the ugly girl so that his friend can have s-x with the hot girl. the term refers to the television show where a group called power rangers kills monster. the friend having s-x with the ugly girl is in effect killing the monster. the highest level of power ranger acts alone. copulating with ugly people for no reason. a true hero for those of us to weak to perform the task.
hey, the power ranger helped me score again!
a show that used to be cool… after the evil disney empire took it over.
why did disney have to rape power rangers?
90’s kids show that should have stopped after the third sesaon. everything after that is gay.
my cousins loved watching power rangers until they started going into sp-ce and fighting dinosaurs and cr-p like that.
a show created in 1993 by haim saban, but with roots (and suits, stories, footage, etc.) from the super sentai franchise. the basic premise is like so: evil warlord/ witch/ machine empire/ empress/ squid/ demon/ mutant/ psychopath/ exiled ninja/ failed science experiment/ alien emperor sends down monster, heroes (5 or 6 usually) kill monster, monster grows, heroes jump into zords, kill monster again, repeat. add tortured souls and their backstories for flavor.
it’s morphin’ time! lightning bolt dragonzord! mastadon! pteradactyl! sabertoothed tiger! tyrannosaurus! zoom in on red ranger helmet stock footage, zoom out to reveal… power rangers!
early-mid 90’s kids’ television show that had a kick–ss first season.

after that, people began to realise that the plot for every single show was the same. season two was season one, but they changed the costumes and made the names longer.
how power rangers replaced re-runs of masters of the universe, thundercats and not-so-old teenage mutant ninja turtles we’ll never know.

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