Power Tan


the state of being tanned to the point where you feel that your strength,virility and raw s-xual potency have been drastically improved. a true power tan owner is out at every opportunity soaking up much needed rays and if the weather not permitting, is taking advantage of synthetic sources of sunlight.
i went beach sunned it up for a whole day then went to the gym and i was a beast… do you kno why?

no i have no idea…

because of my power tan!

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