Powerbate
the act of masturbating furiosly in attempt to gain fast -rg-sming action
“and so wilitus powerbate till the end of the world”
the act of ferociously masturbating to p90x and/or shake weight infomercials. active partic-p-nts are usually, but not always, sociopaths that drive g35s – they also generally have no issue flexing in the mirror during intense post-powerbating coitus, a la patrick bateman in “american psycho.” using one’s junk to actually lift reasonably sized weights is also an option for accomplished powerbaters, but is not recommended unless you’ve completed the 9-week jedi powerbating training course.
jim, i’m totally down to meet up at the volleyball game, i just need to send the wife out on an errand so i can powerbate real quick. after all, it is bikini season.
to m-st-rb-t- quickly to get it over with quick
i have to powerbate in the bathroom so i’m not late to my next cl-ss
m-st-rb-t- jakcking off jilling off
to m-st-rb-t- furiously.
“d-mn that girl gave me a major hard on, now i have to go home and powerbate.”
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