powerspeak
noun; inflated and often self-serving language used to highlight accomplishments and/or their importance; often used on resumes, during work reviews, and in work-related meetings
dude a: basically we packaged and repackaged advertising in way that would persuade some percentile of middle america to gaze upon its flickering beacons of weight loss and mortgage refinancing
dude b: is that the official description? something tells me that didn’t come from a company memo.
dude a: well, that’s just a superficial estimation
from within it’s a well-oiled machine, an insidious, ad-serving force of nature, partly thanks to me
(is that a better display of ego?)
dude b: yeah. way to rock the powerspeak.
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