Pownal Fair
when a bunch of hillbillies gather to drink beer, watch 10 fireworks, and tap dance in pownal vt.
bill: “hey, y’all headin downta the pownal fair taday?”
tom: “h-ll yeah! i’m gonna git drunk and do the tractor pull!”
jim: “an im gonna tap dance and sing bad care-eee-oo-kee til the firework!!”
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