PPM
p-ssy-pop-major
natalie: “holy sh-t, thomas is so so so fine!”
olivia: “doesn’t he make you want to ppm?!?!”
natalie: “teriyaki that he is your husband…”
scientific term.
it means parts per million.
what does ppm mean?
see above.
post premenstrual syndrome
after you’ve finished your period, you/they are unusually b-tchy, like when you are pms-ing.
anytime you or a person(female) are b-tchy and you/they are not suffering from pms.
a safe way for guys to ask, “are you on your period?” without getting hurt.
susan, why are you so b-tchy? i know you’re not pms-ing, because you had your period last week. are you suffering from ppms?
an acronym for pumps per minute. the standard measurement for the rate of thrusting during coitus/ v-g-n-l/ -n-l penetration, where one pump is defined as the complete thrust of the penetrator’s hips.
although, she prefers a p.p.m. around 40, her man does not have the s-xual endurance yet.
in world of warcraft it means ‘ procs per minute ‘. proc is programmed random ocurrence.
1. my gut ripper’s icy chill is 5 ppm.
2. does that enchant proc very often?
an acronym for “penetrations per minute”. the rate at which you penetrate your partner in reference to s-x. similar to bpm which is beats per minute in relation to djing.
“so last night you hooked up with that girl, what was your ppm?”
permanant pre-menstral
..it’s a term used for people who are constantly grouchy
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