PPScratch
when a girl does not know how to handle a guys p-n-s and instead of jacking him off merely scratches as an attempt to fondle him. (get an education!!)
ppscratch-
guy takes pants off while getting it on with an inexperienced girl.
girl: what do i do now?
guy: experiment a little…
girl: how’s that?
results in scratching of the pp (wink wink)
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