Pragnet
derives from the persian word “paragnont”. myth has it that the first person to use the word in a sentence was a short, bald, yet extremely suave man that was born in a chicken farm in the surrounding areas of tehran, iran. the line that differentiates “pragnet” and “pregnant” is an extremely fine one, but an important one nonetheless.
“azee, i remember ven your moder vas pragnet!” exclaimed mehrdad.
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