prarie dog
when you gotta p–p so bad that the poo pops out and goes back in, just like a prarie dog does.
i think i’m gonna go prarie dog hunting but first i gotta poo cause i’m prarie d-gg-n it.
when ur sh-t goes in and out ur -sshole because u have to take a bad f-cking sh-t meanwhile ur holding it in, while u cant so it comes out and in
teacher: whats 1+1
james: miss can i use the bathroom? its an emergency!!!
teacher: hang on james
james: i cant i gotta take a sh-t badly, its prarie d-gg-ng!
when you have to take a cr-p and your trying to hold it but it slips out a little like a prarie dog out its hole
jim be right back i have a prarie dog
a drink made by mixing half a shot of tequila and half a shot of tabasco sauce, usually in a shot gl-ss and downed all at once.
a female friend was being bothered by a dude at the bar a while back. she bought him a prarie dog. he was in his glory for a short time “hey, this chick bought me a drink” until he downed it. he subsequently abandoned his advances.
after a few drinks, say at a party, the testosterone can flow and initiate the old “double prarie dog dares”. this happened at my wedding reception.
in a cube farm at work when something loud happens and all the heads pop up over the edges of the part-tions
dude, when andrew started cursing at james, everybody started prarie d-gg-ng it to see if they would come to blows…
when you gotta sh-t so bad and you squeeze it back in to hold it.
i gotta go! i’m prarie d-gg-ng it!
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