Prayer Hands


when a guy -j-c-l-t-s in a girl’s hands while they’re sleeping and sticks them together so that when they wake up their hands are stuck together in the prayer position.
“can you spoon feed me my cereal jenna?”
“why do you need me to spoon feed you?”
“jason prayer handed me again last night.”
“oh jason and his prayer hands.”
two hands placed together as if praying administered in the -n-s or v-g-n- for a holy experience.
police: tell me again how it happened?
julie: i told him i wanted to wait then he choked me until i blacked out. mid-way through i woke up and he had his pressed together in my girl parts.
police: … you mean prayer hands?

Read Also:

  • preparteekmo

    prep/artist/geek/emo. someone who wears preppy clothes, listens to emo music, tries hard and succeeds in school, and is artistic. a variation of preppy, emo, premo, geeky and premoangsta. duuude, i saw the hottest preparteekmo walking out of hollister. i was once one of the above desciption. well i was more tomboy than preppy, but y’know […]

  • shizamaboobie

    when you get hit in the b–bs with a lacrosse ball. “holy shizamab–bie! try to throw more accurately next time?

  • crocodealio

    it’s all about the crocs, and what’s up in the jungle hood. crocs only though. i’m not talking about gaters here. gator hater for life suckas. yo, what’s the crocodealio?

  • emollet

    an emo hair cut that has grown in the back, usually to the length of a mullet also: a mullet that’s razor cut, an up and coming emo hair cut that dude’s got an emollet, he should cut the back a little.

  • Shizznuggs

    a shizznugg is the left over nuggs or nuggets of shizz or sh-t that are left over on your -ss hairs after not whiping. dude wheres the toilet paper. i dont know i have a bunch of shizznuggs right now. hey does deoderant fix my shizznuggs?


Disclaimer: Prayer Hands definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.