Prayer Warrior
people think they can solve things by talking to themselves and hoping a bearded man in a night-gown hears them.
person 1. “hey, look at this picture of a baby on life-support that my mom shared.”
person 2. “try not to look at the comments, it’s full of prayer warriors.”
someone who is so riddled with christianity that they actually fight to be more stupid.
and the next stage of training for our prayer warriors is to corral three rattle snakes into this c-ke bottle, using only a spoon and their faith.
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