Praying at the ugly rug
a slang term – used to describe performing oral s-x on a woman.
– i cant take credit for this one – thanks to my friend and neighbour – ms k sylvester!
last night i was so desperate for a for my girl to blow me that i found myself praying at the ugly rug – in the hope id get something in return!
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