Pre and See
when everyone wants to go out but you’re just not feeling it. as a compromise, you decide to attend pre-drinks and see what happens.
jack: you coming out tonight?
paddy: nah man
jack: c’mon ya d-ck, at least have a drink
paddy: ok, i’ll pre and see
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