Pre-baby Dog
a puppy or adult dog (preferably adopted from a shelter) that a couple (usually caucasian) gets shortly after marriage as “test case” for how they will manage a baby.
pre-baby dogs are often showered with affection, toys, and clothing in extreme cases.
pre-baby dogs are also usually the preferred topic of conversation amongst these newly-weds. they are often included (inappropriately) in social functions, on vacations, on christmas cards, and on restaurant patios.
many pre-baby dogs spend their days at “doggie day care”, pet ranches, or have arranged play dates with other pre-baby dogs.
have you seen delilah and ryan’s pre-baby dog, jaxon? they can’t shut up about him. it’s rather off-putting.
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