Pre-christmas cock-up
a condition (or an incident) where you get unintentionally very, very drunk and more or less accidentally end up having s-x with one of your colleagues. at every f-cking company christmas party.
oh look at so-and-so, she’s leaving with yet another man from the engineering department. didn’t she go home with x last year? and, she’s very, very drunk. what a pre-christmas c-ck-up. again.
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