pre-cougar syndrome
a woman in her late 20’s to early 30’s who is starting to yearn for the taste of yummy young 18 to 23 year old men. she is willing to do anything to them with no strings attached. when her much older husband or boyfriend p-sses her off, her inward craving is intensified by wanting to try something new and exciting. this is nothing serious, just something to satisfy her appet-te. she can have as many morsels as she pleases; if they get their hearts or backs broken, its not her fault. beware!
look at the way she is staring at me, she looks like she wants to jump my bones! she is almost thirty, and i am barely legal! okay! she definately has pre-cougar syndrome.
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