pre – cum obsesive


a guy that keeps asking u if uve c-m even when uve only just started banging + totally ruins the moment so u av 2 fake it, badly.
x: have you c-m yet?
y: not yet.
(30 seconds later)
x: what about now
y: soon
(another 30 seconds)
x: anything?
y: (silence, but thinks)”jeez that guys a pre – c-m obsesive!”
(couple of seconds p-ss by)
y: pretends 2 c-m
x: (shuts up + gives y the chance 2 really c-m)

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