Pre-Fired
when your dumb azz makes a whole lot of money but still partic-p-tes in stupid nonsense that makes your employer or sponsor have to suspend you indefinitely without pay until they figure out to do with your brand of ignorance.
recent examples: gilbert arenas, charlie sheen, tiger woods
gilbert arenas brought guns to the verizon center and has been pre-fired by stern for being so dumb.
a phenomenon unique to the current recession in which a person is first told that they have a new job, but then are told that the job is being eliminated prior to their start date. basically, you are fired before you can even start the job.
joan: “it was nice working with you. i’m outta here as of friday.”
sue: “wait a minute! i know your current position is being eliminated, but i thought they were going to shift you over to that new spot in advertising.”
joan: “they just told me the advertising spot is being eliminated, too. i’ve been pre-fired.”
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