pre-pottermore depression


when you have not got your pottermore welcome e-mail yet, and feel like your heart was ripped out of your chest, and it will never come. in worst cases, you accept the fact that you are a squib.
girl: do you want to come out?
boy: no. all i want in the universe is my pottermore welcome e-mail! oh, face it, i have pre-pottermore depression!

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