pre-ripped jeans
jeans that come already “expertly ripped.” it ruins what ripped jeans used to be. ripped jeans used to have a story behind them. for instance, you could have ripped those climbing a fence escaping from your gf’s dad.
john: how’d you get those rips on your jeans?
richy: well….i’m so cool that my jeans came pre-ripped.
john: you bought pre-ripped jeans. you must be really cool….
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