Pre-Self Defence
the act of attacking someone under the ruse of self-defence, purely so they don’t even get a chance to attack you. usually happens in a bar or other locations that could have disturbance.
person a: giving me skittles should apply to you doing any glasweigan things, such as bottling women, and taking heroin. deep fried foods are okay, if it’s fish. anything else, a skittle.
person b: then i’m gonna end up spending my student loan on a box of skittles and sending down south to you.
haha
person a: i can live with that
person b: well deep fried foods i tend to avoid anyways – healthy diet for hockey! haha!
person a: well try to stick with it! bottling women should be okay but the taking heroin.well actually, it’s incredibly smart if you think about it. the heroin and the deep frying cancel each other out
person b: and the bottling is self defence??
person a: pre-self defence.
person b: ahhh yes
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